Yeah…I don’t even know where to begin here.
The Muppets are coming back to TV, and a key (*cough* marketing ploy *cough*) plot twist that’s come from that is that Kermit and Miss Piggy are no longer a couple. Tragic right?
Well, Kermit seems to be doing alright, as he’s already got a new girlfriend! And guess what? It’s a pig named Denise. I kid you not. She’s in the pic above.
What has the world come to, am I right?