Remember the movie Cujo? About the St Bernard dog that went mental and killed some people? A decent movie, based on a pretty good Stephen King book? yeah, well it’s getting remade – shocker – but wait until you hear this!
The movie will now be called C.U.J.O, which means – good lord – Canine Unit Joint Operations.
The movie will star DJ Perry (?) and be directed by Lang Elliott (??) who directed Lou Ferrigno in Cage II in 1994.
While no-one knows what the title means yet, we’re guessing it’ll be about dogs trained as weapons to kill and one of which ends up in a family home.
Or something like that.
I don’t think I’ve ever not wanted to see a movie based on a title before. I do now.
Source: Cinema Blend